Маразм астраханского студента :)
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Осталось совсем немного сдать. Всего 1 экзамен и 1 зачёт. Были успешно сданы зачёты: иностранный язык, введение в специальность, физкультруа, – а также экзамены: математический анализ, программирование на Языках Высокого Уровня (ЯВУ) и информатика. Ну и осталось сдать зачёт по математическим пакетам в решении инженерных задач и экзамен п оалгебре и геометрии одного старому хрыщу. Пожелайте мне удачи. Кстати. Выложу несколько сочинений по английскому языку. А вдруг кому понадобится. Вставите только свои данные (имя, возраст, город, пол, и тому подобное).
1. Tell about yourself / Расскажите о себе.
My name is Andrei Steblinov. I am Russia. I was born on August 14, 1992 in Astrakhan. In 2008 I finished school No 6 in Astrakhan. I did not bad at school and learned with small interest. And eleven classes I almost stopped learned, because I took up work on the Internet. My favorite subject at school was Computer Sciences, other lessons like much less. But I always liked English. I’d like to learn some other European languages to communicate with people from different countries. I have many friends with whom we spend much time together. I love football and pets. I had a few cats and parrots. My hobby is creation internet sites and design. Now I’m a student of the Astrakhan State University, Mathematics and information technology department. And I want to pass this session.
2. Describe an ideal family / Опишите идеальную семью.
I n my opinion, the ideal family should be very large. Father, mother and three or four children. Each family member should take care and look after each other. They must live in a big and beautiful house on the beach. Children always help their parents at home and good learning in their schools and universities. On weekends the whole family picnics, outings. They often go to sports and cultural events. Dad goes on hunting and fishing.
3. My family / Моя семья.
My family it isn’t very large. I have a father, a mother and a brother.
My father Vladimir Victorovich is 40 years old. He is a tall and well-built man with short brown hair and blue eyes. He works as a welder. By character my father is a serious and noble man.
My mother Natalja Eduardovna is 42 years old. He is short. She is a director in a large company. She is intelligent and always ready to help.
My small brother’s name is Kirill. He has blue eyes and fair hair. Kirill is nine years old and he is eight years younger than me. He is the pupil of the third form. He does well at school. Kirill has a good sense of humor.
We help our mother about the house.
4. Describe an ideal man/woman (appearance) / Опишите идеального мужчину / женщину (внешний вид).
In my opinion the ideal woman should be attractive. She has delicate features, and charming smile. She had clear-cut regular features and delicate skin. Hair color does not matter, but better black hair. Her eyes should be kind and green. Lips should be rosy, and the dimples in one’s cheeks. She has graceful figure and middle sized stature.
5. Describe an ideal man/woman (character) / Опишите идеального мужчину / женщину (символ).
In my opinion, the ideal woman should be kind and romantic character. She is gentle and modest, clever and bright, industrious and careful. But in any case not careless, egoistic, greedy and hot-tempered. Maybe she was be an stubborn and self-critical, but it’s not very important. Maybe even that she was be awkward, but and it is not important.
Как вы поняли, жиирным – это название рассказика/сочинения. В этих сочинениях всё элементарно просто, что слёзы даже наварачиваются Берите, мне не жалко. В следующем посте тоже пару вкусностей ждите 
Андрей aka LLl_O_D
Имя: Андрей
Люди в таких случаях говорят – Без капусты животы пусты.
За статью благодарю, все по делу, достаточно много кто это применяет на практике
очень интересно, спасибо
Всем привет! Я тут новенький. Примите в вашу компанию?
Это действительно в точку!!! Другими словами и не скажешь!